DMV - Take 2
Success! I am now the proud holder of a snazzy new, blue, DC driver's license. I was worried again about my cable bill, because even though it includes my landline, it doesn't say that, only "bundled services," and cable alone doesn't count as a utility. Also, Starpower decided to send my last bill on plain white paper, with no logo or colors anywhere, so the guy looked at it for awhile and kept asking me questions. What, Starpower, are you trying to ruin me? Anyway, they accepted it after some interrogation.
My picture doesn't even look that hideous, which is all you can really ask.