The following three things happened to me today:
1) I was offered pot. More precisely, I was "propositioned" to "talk about" "medicinal smoking" at "any time in the future."
2) In the middle of a conversation with a guy about a completely benign topic, he non sequitor-ed, "By the way, I'm engaged."
3) Walking down an otherwise empty sidewalk in McPherson Square, a man approached from the other direction and stopped ten feet in front of me, held out his arms and said, "Heeey, can I get a hug? I haven't had a hug in twooooo months!"