Thursday, February 16, 2006

Isn't there a name for that?

When a certain employer spots a fantastic, bad-ass but underpaid employee working for a competitor, so employer calls said employee on the sly and says, "Why don't you come work for me doing the exact same thing, but at a 25% higher salary?" And employee says, "Hey, sounds great, but how about 33%?" And employer says, "Deal! Come on board!"

There's a name for that, isn't there?

Well, today I'm just going to call it EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

UPDATE: It doesn't end there, kiddies. New employer just called back, "Did you say you submitted your DC waiver today? That's a whole different story - you're 'DC Pending' now. We can offer you 66% of your old salary."

Can I get a what's up now, bitches!!

11 Comments:

At 6:05 PM, February 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice.

You're gonna be rich! Well, not rich, but that whole loan thing must be feeling a little bit better, yeah?

 
At 6:59 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger Lenny said...

Screw the loan... buy some artwork
:-)

 
At 8:03 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger Chai said...

congrats. =)

 
At 8:06 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger shell said...

Congrats!

 
At 9:47 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger CM said...

What's up now, bitches??

Wait, was I supposed to say the bitches part, or am I one of the bitches? I'm not sure.

 
At 12:44 AM, February 17, 2006, Anonymous eve said...

AWESOME!!!
Seriously, that's 2 DC'ers with jobs in 3 days... what are you people doing up there? And please sprinkle some of it on me.

 
At 1:02 AM, February 17, 2006, Blogger cg-c said...

WHAT'S UP NOW, BITCHES!!! Way to go! Now, can you pass some of that awesome luck on to me?!!!

 
At 1:03 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger adrian said...

what's up now bi---- oh, a little late. congratulations!

 
At 1:10 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger Roonie said...

I'm excited but confused! 66% of what old salary? How'd this happen? What does this mean now? I can't really ask these questions, or rather, I can't get an answer without details. So YAY but whaaaa?

 
At 10:26 AM, February 18, 2006, Blogger TSC Girl said...

DAMN! You're SMOOOKIN'

 
At 6:20 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Kelly said...

Hooray! DC Bar-Pending = phat paycheck!

 

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