The Very Model of a Modern Urban Gentleman
Okay, maybe not a gentleman. I was on my way to work this morning when I saw this middle aged man on an expensive bike, dressed in high-end racing gear. He had a briefcase strapped to the back, a grande Starbucks latte in his right hand while steering with his left, and was repeatedly honked and yelled at as he dashed in front of traffic that was moving much faster than he was.
And I thought, "Wow, if that isn't a DC commuter, I don't know what is."