Monday, May 15, 2006

Brian, I don't think I like what you're implying...

My 3:45pm voicemail:

Hi Heather, my name is Brian Jerkoff. I'm a graduate of Hoity-Toity Law School and practitioner for ten years. I'm also a legal recruiter and saw that you recently passed the California Bar Exam, so either you're, heh, uh, mentally incompetent, or you plan on relocating back to California. If you do plan on moving back, call me at 123-555-1234 and I can help you find a placement out here.


At 10:07 PM, May 15, 2006, Blogger Roonie said...

Did he really say you were "mentally incompetent"?

At 10:16 PM, May 15, 2006, Blogger Heather said...

Except for the names and the phone number, I didn't change any word of his voice mail.

A real salesman, that Brian.

At 10:20 AM, May 16, 2006, Blogger HomeImprovementNinja said...

Tell him "only my boss is allowed to call me 'mentally incompetent'", fcuker!"

I got a call from a HH this morning. I swear to you he said this: "If you're interested in leaving [name of place I don't work for] then call me and we can discuss what's out there."

What makes this funnier, is the name of the place I don't work for is in NYC. WTF?

At 6:55 PM, May 16, 2006, Blogger adrian said...

ok i think he's pretty funny for a jerkoff

At 1:12 PM, May 17, 2006, Blogger Heather said...

I know, the Jerkoff's are usually real buzzkills.


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