Tucker, You Douchebag
When I came home from work last night, my roommate was inexplicably watching Tucker Carlson's show on MSNBC. As I sat down to have a snack, Tucker announced:
We're starting a new segment today, called "Beat the Press." We're going to analyze how news outlets cover the media.
"Beat" it, indeed.


9 Comments:
This is truly a House of Mirrors. Tucker is watching the media watch the press. You are watching Tucker watch the media watch the press. I am commenting on you watching Tucker watch the media watch the press. Each level smaller and a little more distorted. I feel nauseous.
I hope no one comments on this post.
i couldn't resist commenting to add another mirror to the house. The daily show has used the title of "beat the press" for a few segments. Tucker just wants be like jon.
Please, join the circle jerk. There's room for everyone.
The segment was trying so hard to be a daily show segment, with the perfectly legitimate making fun of the Fox News Alert ridiculousness. The only problem: Tucker and his writers don't actually have a sense of humor.
oh my -- wonk'd at such an early age.
Why dosen't Tucker move his bottom lip when he talks?
meta-meta-meta-meta-meta-news flavored product
I love Tucker--jam
all republicans should die, don't you think?
adrian - I know! It smarts a little, but if I stretch I should be alright.
evelyn - Nah, they should just vote for democrats.
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