I will wash things and make other things cold!
Email from Mom last night: "Costco says your fridge is there, they just had the wrong telephone number for you. They should be calling you tomorrow to set up delivery."
Phone call just now: "Hi, this is Lowes Service Center. This is a courtesy call to tell you that your washer/dryer is now in stock at your local store, and a Lowes agent will be calling you shortly to schedule a delivery time."